hallandoates1970topresent:

slumbermancer:

pastarrie:

slumbermancer:

pastarrie:

superluminalflower:

dirkar:

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

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pajamaben:

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

justchubbycats:

workhard3r:

justchubbycats:

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Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

thecommonchick:

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cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

alhossan20:

set your past on fire and leave

(Source: fierysuggestion)

teenscoolest:

Me: *makes very minor, fixable mistake*

My Mental Disorders, chanting in unison: Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad

janemba:

I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly

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